Liverpool Football Club

Jürgen Klopp
Jürgen Klopp
Manager
Das Meister
John Achterberg
John Achterberg
First Team Goalkeeping Coach - Management Team
Tells everyone to keeps their hands low
Andreas Kornmayer
Andreas Kornmayer
Head of Fitness and Conditioning - Management Team
Jürgen look-alike
Peter Krawietz
Peter Krawietz
Second Assistant Coach - Management Team
Footage et al analyses extraordinaire.
Zeljko Buvac
Zeljko Buvac
First Assistant Coach - Management Team
Tactical, strategic, clinical.
Adam Bogdan
Adam Bogdan
34 - Goalkeeper
Has Red Hair
Danny Ward
Danny Ward
52 - Goalkeeper
Has the most difficult surname to pronounce
Simon Mignolet
Simon Mignolet
22 - Goalkeeper
Saves Pens
Loris Karius
Loris Karius
1 - Goalkeeper
Sweeper Keeper
Virgil Van Dijk
Virgil Van Dijk
4 - Defender
Big, beautiful clogger bastard. 6' 1000" and hard as nails. Also takes a mean free kick.
Trent Alexander-Arnold
Trent Alexander-Arnold
66 - Defender
Beast in the making. Scouser.
Ragnar Klavan
Ragnar Klavan
17 - Defender
Has the best spin move ever... Also Captain of Estonia
Dejan Lovren
Dejan Lovren
6 - Defender
All heart... yeah... all heart
Andy Robertson
Andy Robertson
26 - Defender
"The King of Scotland."
Alberto Moreno
Alberto Moreno
18 - Defender
Runs fast and stuff
Nathaniel Clyne
Nathaniel Clyne
2 - Defender
Good right wing back
Joel Matip
Joel Matip
32 - Defender
Decent, shame he has a 50p head
Jordan Henderson
Jordan Henderson
14 - Midfielder
"Runs from his knees." Current Skipper
James Milner
James Milner
7 - Midfielder
Cyberdyne Systems Model 101 living tissue over metal endo-skeleton.
Georginio (Gini) Wijnaldum
Georginio (Gini) Wijnaldum
5 - Midfielder
Very smiley. Often under appreciated and arguably the most technically gifted of the squad. Favourite cartoon = Casper the Friendly Ghost.
Emre Can
Emre Can
23 - Midfielder
Sexy German bastard with great hair. Mercinary. Holding the club to ransom
Adam Lallana
Adam Lallana
21 - Midfielder
Please! More Cruyff turns!
Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain
Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain
21 - Midfielder
Childhood Liverpool Fan. Reborn under Klopp. Destroying defences and taking names.
Sadio Mané
Sadio Mané
19 - Forward
Just a proper bloody beast. That's all.
Mohamed Salah
Mohamed Salah
11 - Forward
The Egyptian King.
Dominic Solanke
Dominic Solanke
29 - Forward
Dom Dom Di Dom, Dom Dom Solanke!
Danny Ings
Danny Ings
28 - Forward
Looks like he could be Tyrion Lanister's full size twin brother.
Ben Woodburn
Ben Woodburn
58 - Forward
Young Welsh International. Looks wired all the time.
Roberto (Bobby) Firmino
Roberto (Bobby) Firmino
9 - Forward
The dogs bollocks.
Taiwo Awoniyi
Taiwo Awoniyi
No squad number allocated - Currently On Loan
On loan to Royal Excel Mouscron - Belgian First Division A
Sheyi Ojo
Sheyi Ojo
54 - Currently On Loan
On loan to Fulham - English Championship
Ryan Kent
Ryan Kent
40 - Currently On Loan
On loan to Bristol City - English Championship
Pedro Chirivella
Pedro Chirivella
68 - Currently On Loan
On loan to Willem II - Eredivisie
Marko Grujic
Marko Grujic
16 - Currently On Loan
On loan to Cardiff City - English Championship
Divock Origi
Divock Origi
27 - Currently On Loan
On loan to Vfl Wolfsburg - Bundesliga
Connor Randall
Connor Randall
56 - Currently On Loan
On loan to Heart of Midlothian - Scottish Premier League
Allan Rodrigues de Souza
Allan Rodrigues de Souza
Squad Number Not Allocated - Currently On Loan
On loan to Apollon Limassol - Cypriot First Division
Daniel Sturridge
Daniel Sturridge
15 - Currently On Loan
On loan to West Brom - English Premier League
Ovie Ejaria
Ovie Ejaria
53 - Currently On Loan
On loan to Sunderland - English Championship
Lazar Markovic
Lazar Markovic
50 - Currently On Loan
On loan to Anderlecht - Eredivisie
Harry Wilson
Harry Wilson
59 - Currently On Loan
On loan to Hull City - English Championship
Jon Flanagan
Jon Flanagan
38 - Currently On Loan
On loan to Bolton - English Championship

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